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Not very PC, but still funny. Murphy says to Paddy, "What ya talkin into an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya fool!" Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador.” "Blow that," says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady ...

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I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now! You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, she's probably angry. Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. You know tha...

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