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- Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:51 pm
- Forum: Technical Advice
- Topic: No indicators working ! but all other lights are.
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have you checked fuses , Does the flsher unit buzz or click ? first charge battery fully and try ,if that fails then give flasher unit a tap with a screwdriver handle , after that then work through the system to check for broken wires bad contacts, and failed flasher unit
Back in the 1960's, this bloke, called Fred, kept fish. He bred them, he absolutely adored them, and they, him. Not just any kind of fish, these were Koi. These were Koi and they were big. He had hundreds of them. Now one day Fred had to go to the doctors, and got the bad news that the English clima...
The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Wasp Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” “Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?” "That would be wonderful," says the exp...
- Sat Sep 16, 2017 12:08 am
- Forum: The Pond - the Place for drowning things too Fugly to be allowed to exist !
- Topic: C15 ? sacre bleu
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I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.' ----------------------- This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. ------------------------ I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alle...
Typical Military Humour After being severely wounded in Afganistan and evacuated to the USA, a Marine Lance Corporal finally regained consciousness in Bethesda Naval Hospital. He was in a lot of pain and found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring ev...
A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my...