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by mervin
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How did this keep it's 1956 Reg No ?
Replies: 3
Views: 80

Re: How did this keep it's 1956 Reg No ?

Check Allen Millyards flying millyard on the DVLA site , 1925 Raleigh it says
by mervin
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.' ----------------------- This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. ------------------------ I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alle...
by mervin
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

Typical Military Humour After being severely wounded in Afganistan and evacuated to the USA, a Marine Lance Corporal finally regained consciousness in Bethesda Naval Hospital. He was in a lot of pain and found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring ev...
by mervin
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll ti...
by mervin
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and aske...
by mervin
Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

:D :D :D :D

theres a new sex position called the Parcelforce , you stay in all day anb no one comes
by mervin
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:16 pm
Forum: Biking Chat
Topic: how do they measure hands.
Replies: 5
Views: 992

Re: how do they measure hands.

only answer is to go to a shop and try em on mate
by mervin
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

Swampy has died of a heart attack, apparently they could have saved him but he refused a bypass
by mervin
Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1122
Views: 55735

Re: Joke for today

The price of pies. In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad ...

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