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by mervin
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll ti...
by mervin
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and aske...
by mervin
Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

:D :D :D :D

theres a new sex position called the Parcelforce , you stay in all day anb no one comes
by mervin
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:16 pm
Forum: Biking Chat
Topic: how do they measure hands.
Replies: 5
Views: 925

Re: how do they measure hands.

only answer is to go to a shop and try em on mate
by mervin
Wed Jul 12, 2017 11:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

Swampy has died of a heart attack, apparently they could have saved him but he refused a bypass
by mervin
Sun Jul 02, 2017 12:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

The price of pies. In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad ...
by mervin
Sun Jun 18, 2017 7:08 pm
Forum: Classified - Wanted
Topic: Honda CG125 Twin Stator Coil
Replies: 2
Views: 288

Re: Honda CG125 Twin Stator Coil

this site will tell you if the part is available, https://www.cmsnl.com/
you can then search the part number
by mervin
Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1115
Views: 53912

Re: Joke for today

Scottish Brothel. The madam opened the brothel door in Glasgow and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good- looking man in his late forties or early fifties. "May I help you sir ?" she asked.. "I want to see Valerie," the man replied. "Sir, Valerie is one of our most expe...
by mervin
Sun Sep 18, 2016 11:15 pm
Forum: Technical Advice
Topic: Two smoke plugs
Replies: 3
Views: 1308

Re: Two smoke plugs

I have always read the plugs from both type of engines in the same way Hooli. Dark to Light Tan as always, however that plug looks well black. On a 2-smoke this might be due to 1. Very very very rich mixture 2. Too much oil in the mix# 3. Plug too cold and not burning away deposits 4. Not being thr...

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