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by mervin
Fri Apr 20, 2018 10:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

Back in the 1960's, this bloke, called Fred, kept fish. He bred them, he absolutely adored them, and they, him. Not just any kind of fish, these were Koi. These were Koi and they were big. He had hundreds of them. Now one day Fred had to go to the doctors, and got the bad news that the English clima...
by mervin
Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

The world's leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop. He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Wasp Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.” “Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?” "That would be wonderful," says the exp...
by mervin
Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How did this keep it's 1956 Reg No ?
Replies: 3
Views: 546

Re: How did this keep it's 1956 Reg No ?

Check Allen Millyards flying millyard on the DVLA site , 1925 Raleigh it says
by mervin
Wed Aug 30, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.' ----------------------- This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster. ------------------------ I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alle...
by mervin
Mon Aug 28, 2017 1:12 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

Typical Military Humour After being severely wounded in Afganistan and evacuated to the USA, a Marine Lance Corporal finally regained consciousness in Bethesda Naval Hospital. He was in a lot of pain and found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring ev...
by mervin
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

A salesman was traveling through the countryside, selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. "Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again, I guarantee it." The farmer was dubious. "Young man, I'll make you a proposition. I'll tie you out in my...
by mervin
Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and aske...
by mervin
Thu Aug 03, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke for today
Replies: 1124
Views: 59807

Re: Joke for today

:D :D :D :D

theres a new sex position called the Parcelforce , you stay in all day anb no one comes
by mervin
Sat Jul 15, 2017 10:16 pm
Forum: Biking Chat
Topic: how do they measure hands.
Replies: 5
Views: 1427

Re: how do they measure hands.

only answer is to go to a shop and try em on mate