Joke for today

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Re: Joke for today

Unread postby johnr » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:47 pm

elvis presley is climbing out of his swimming pool for the 20th time that day. priscilla looks at him confused and asks him what is wrong with him. elvis replied, 'i just cant help falling in love,,,,,,,,'

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Re: Joke for today

Unread postby Hooli » Wed Oct 04, 2017 10:50 pm

FFS, groan!
Classics ain't built in Metric

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Re: Joke for today

Unread postby Hooli » Mon Oct 09, 2017 11:34 pm

I said to the lass already at the bus stop 'when's it due?'

She replied 'I'm not pregnant you cheeky shit'

I said 'I meant the bus you stupid fat bitch'
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